May 2013
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
Anonymous asked: do you have a boyfriend? can I have you? I'll move you here and take care of you forever.
reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
This never gets old
14 tags
katyissuperwholocked:
thekatie-bird:
wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardi dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
my poor babe lol
helioscentrifuge:
quick let me hide my face between your thighs i’ll explain later
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
dysphorism:
paleslut:
paleslut:
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
